How gay, precisely, is Clay Aiken?
Right this moment, Clay Aiken is hawking his shiny-shoes, North Carolinian self on the Rachel Ray show. Partner Steve and I, gays ourselves, wondered aloud, "Just how gay is that kid?"
Is he gayer than green eggs and ham? Gayer than white-trash theme parties serving Cosmos and spam? Gayer than drag queens? Madonna fandom? Pomeranians?
Thoughts?
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5 reader reactions:
He's straight. Duh!
Who cares? Why are people so invested in his sexuality anyway, he's just a singer/entertainer.
I would say he's gayer than an Abercrombie & Fitch employee wearing a pink polo with a popped collar and a fauxhawk, but not quite as gay as Richard Simmons.
He's so gay that even the gays are embarrassed by him!
Somewhere in between a Televangelist and a College Republican.
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